Heard Any Good Pieces?

We’re talking about pieces. sitting, waiting for our name to be called to judge. The topic quickly turns to pieces we've heard, and types of pieces we just as soon avoid.

We’re agreed that Michigan should benefit from Humorous Interpretation. Meanwhile we’re anticipating the pieces of doom and gloom that go under the label of dramatic interp. One more holocaust piece? Who could stand it? What about sister serial ax murderers of the holocaust…. With a bad father. Yeah, that would do it.

Then there were the famous "hits" of the past, Dingoes Ate My Baby (from years ago) …. described by one coach thus: In an unearthly wail permeated through the walls with a nasty Australian accent, “dingoes ate my baby..”